Just a joke to share....hehe

Hahahaha........ Happy Reading!
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How to choose a bride the Malaysian style. The story begin at Kampung
Pandan, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia.
A mother was very concerned that her middle-aged son has not shown the
slightest indication of getting married.
So one day she called him over to her house. The son came home from work,
grudgingly.
Upon arriving, he found that his mother had gathered a few beautiful ladies
at the house for him to choose as his future bride.

The first one was a well-endowed telephonist-cum-receptionist. He
immediately commented that:-
"Aiyaa...mother, they always say...."PLEASE HOLD ON, HOLD ON....."

The second nominee was a leggy secretary. This was rejected also.
Reason being:- "Aiyaa...mother, this one aaa..., secretary always fond of
saying "PLEASE SLOW DOWN, SLOW DOWN...."

By this time, the mother is nearing frustration.She called a sweet but
plain-looking teacher. The son suddenly agreed!!
The mother was surprised & asked:- "Why this one? The previous two were a
lot more better looking!"
He replied:- "Teachers aaa.... teachers very good, always say:-
"PLEASE REPEAT, DO IT AGAIN, I Want it done 10 times... SOME MORE, SOME
MORE..!"

Her youngest son (12 years old), was listening quietly all this while at
the other end of the room. Suddenly, he shouted:- "Brother.... female mini
bus conductor more better laa....they always say......
"NAIK CEPAT, NAIK CEPAT, MASUK, MASUK..... MASUK LAGI, DALAM
LAGI...........DALAM LAGILAH,
MASUK BELAKANG.....BELAKANG LAGI, BELAKANG BANYAK KOSONG! ......"

Dunearnite Programme Booklet

Spend da whole day in office redoing the Dunearnite programme booklet, adjusting the captions, backgrounds and programmes insert...
tiring indeed...
arrgghh... printed the mock-up... showed Rani he was happy and asked me to follow him to show to to VP & P.... I dragged my tired feet and unwilling heart inti their domain...
P started to comment that he was happy with the design and was exited to get it all printed in colour... but the Laser toner replacements would cost $2K oredi..imagine printing all 400 booklets using the Laser Jet Printer... better ask the Printing Company to print...
P had plans for me.. He said that I have been doing a lot of these digital stuff and always I showed flair in all of my works so (that was what he said..)..He said that next year he would like me to supervise or be the guest lecturer in the new Digital Media Class for the 3NAs. He wants Mr Tan HK and Jerry to work with me on their Scheme of Work for next year...(meaning more work for me.,....haiizz....)...its not the workload but I can't promise anything right now...

Duearnite Ticket- designed by IzOneD

Since the tickets have been printed out..
Im now uploading the Dueanite ticket that I've designed...

Emotive Art

Emotive Art practice session part DEUX..

today's lesson:
To understand cooperation and learn not to be attached to one's work.

PART ONE
*Students are to start their emotive paintings following tunes played from the CD, timed-sessions, and they are to move over to their friend's eisle when given the signal to continue where their friend left off.

PART TWO
Painters work in Pairs and understand how to cooperate with each other to make a singular painting. They must understand how to give leeway for their partners to have express themselves and continue/enhance the existing drawing. Here addaptability, understanding and communication plays a part in creating one idea, one expression, one story, one painting...

PART THREE
-->> understanding themes, song titles and lyrics..
painters are given a few titles to discuss with their partners and discuss what will their painting outcome will turn out to be.

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The Guzheng group practiced in my Art Room 1, so i got to snap a few pics of the line up...

Got to know yesterday that Nisa was admitted to NUH for suspected dengue.. poor thing she has been having this fever since 1st Day Raya... hope she's be fine.. the Doc said that her plateletes were low.. and she'll be in for observation..

In the morning, Pei Lian smsed me... her dad did'nt make it... goin to his wake tomm with the rest of the department tommorow... Be strong Pei Lian...

cafe viena & Sham's

1) Department - Makan Session
Place: Cafe Vienna- Royal Scotts

2) My Sec 1 Students & Rienaz's students stormed into the crib.. luckily there were only 6 of them...

Raya @ Shamsul's (ZSS) Place- house warming

2nd Day Hari Raya with da D70

2nd Day of Raya today...
Went Out with Rienaz's family to the uncles' and aunties' houses...

To All my Muslim Friends,

SeLamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri
Maaf Zahir & Batin

Shuns

Painted The Kitchen yesterday and the main toilet today. Had to scrappe the paint off coz it was cracking and peeling all the way. Bought some wall plaster to patch up before painting... woahh spent more than $50 for the paintjob... over exceeded my budget but at least the things I bought can be used for our real painting task in Dec.. hehe.

At 4pm, pick up Rienaz and went down to Causeway Point to do her last minute shopping. Bought shoes, earings, and we breakfast @ Swensen's. I had Catfish ... she had another version and we had Hawaian Pizza, Soup and Ice-Cream. Yumzzz..

Went Down Geylang Bazaar after thet and met up with my Mum,RedEyeZ and Nisa @ Tanjong Katong SC. Nisa wanted to buy herself a Baju Kurung. Aiyah this Nisa always last minute wan... last year also like that... but I was told that it was not her fault coz she actually didnt want to buy any but at the very last minute, her Grandma insisted and gave her 50bucks. Well we searched high and low but to no avail.
Rienaz offered Nisa her last-year-Baju Kurung. Hope she'll like it.

Went home @ 11, collected the Kuih ordered by Diahz, 02's mum from Shidah @ Bukit Panjang. Finally, went down to Teck Whye to collect BBQ Pit and the DigiCAm charger from Shasha. She helped to bring it down all the way from Kallang. Thanks Shasha! Its about time....I just hope that people will be more responsible and not cause so much harm and trouble for anyone else because of their very own irreponsibility. I am very sorry it turned out this way, It shouldnt have but it did.

Sayang, I'm really sorry for being harsh just now...Just because of People's irresponsibility, I scolded you instead. I shouldnt have done so... Thanks for forgiving me.

Lotsa Lesson Learnt Today... may tommorow be a better tommorow.
IzOneD shuns his glares from the happenings of yesterday...